Spell check evader specialist

Putting your thoughts into words is a gift in itself and I have somehow been conned off this gift. There are times when I write something completely different from what’s in my mind. I am very bad with spellings but it so happens that these words which have nothing to do with what I intend to write come out with perfect spellings, thus evading the spell-check system, a system which I for me holds a position only next to the entry of man into space. What makes it worse is that I almost always identify the error after I have pressed the sent/submit button. Even if I double check what I have written, the blunders hide themselves as if they get some sadistic pleasure seeing the dumb agony of my face after they unveil themselves after the irreversible sequence of sending/submitting is completed. I sit wanting to scream out loud to the people who are about to read it saying it wasn’t me, my keyboard has got a problem. I am not that bad as you think I am in sentence formations. boohoo…

In my last post I wrote:
“…I enjoyed it, now I now realize that though I appreciated it, I was blind…”

I actually meant
“…I enjoyed it, but I now realize that though I appreciated it, I was blind…”

I am not going to publish all the instances; I am not in a confession chamber. When I submit this, I might again have to glare at those creepy words or phrases smirk at me, but I feel better now. I have somehow managed to put the blame on unknown evil powers working against me than admit my incompetence. Hehe aaah feels so good.